Psychology Today Profile for Dorothy Parker, Licensed Therapist
Money cannot buy health, but unfortunately I do not accept insurance.
Dorothy Parker
Clinical Social Work/Therapist, MSW, LICSW, FU
Professional Motto: Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone and that once again brings us back to our mothers.
Approach to Trauma-Informed Care: If you feel like you are currently struggling or in a ghastly reflective headspace, congratulations. You are probably alive and therefore wholly unexceptional in your angst. If you are thinking about channeling this angst into a writing career, don’t. If you are thinking about distracting yourself from this angst with a heterosexual romance, don’t. If there is anyone in your life who is not currently struggling or in a ghastly reflective headspace, cease contact. No one needs that kind of positivity weighing them down.
For a free phone consultation or to learn more about my practice, please (don’t) contact me directly.
Specialties:
- Alcoholism
- Depression
- Divorce
- Family Conflict
- Generalized Anxiety Disorder
- Grief
- Men
- Grief Caused By Men
Issues:
- I have several, thank you for asking.
Priority Communities:
- LGBTQ+ Allied
- Racial Justice Allied
- Sex-Positive, Kink Allied
- All People Afflicted By Men Allied
Location: Currently virtual; Dorothy Parker is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting: https://us06web.zoom.us/d/8629gin34gin01gin220
Meeting ID: 069 6969 069
Password: WhatFreshFuckingHell
Payment: Money cannot buy health, but unfortunately I do not accept insurance. The out-of-pocket total per visit is $190. Payment is due when services are rendered.
