QUIZ: Anxiety Disorder Symptoms Of A 32-Year-Old Woman Or Her Senior Rescue Dog?
Frequent and questionable bowel movements
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2 min readJul 5, 2021
- Mindless pacing
- Staring at walls for long stretches of time
- No earthly understanding of why or how beds gets made
- Going outside and inside and outside and inside and outside and inside
- A strong desire to avoid the neighbors
- Often appearing distressed in the face of compliments
- Incessant speculation about why no one is paying attention to them
- Frantic and recurring attempts to crawl inside the washing machine
- Passing the time with an array of overpriced treats eaten in rapid succession
- Difficulty losing weight
- Frequent and questionable bowel movements
- Incapable of sticking to a disciplined routine
- Disdain for swallowing large pills
- Only able to fall asleep when burritoed inside of a weighted blanket and listening to the Frasier theme song
- No real desire to have a man in the apartment
- Usually laying on the floor instead of working
- Digging at electrical outlets just to feel something new
- Startled by bikes, cars, and how time seems to pass so quickly and slowly all at once
- Trouble devising a five-year plan
- Turning to a psychic for help devising a five-year plan
- Tendency to ignore the very practical advice of expensive behavioral specialists
- Drooling
32-Year-Old Woman: 20
Senior Rescue Dog: 8, 17
Both: 1–7, 9–16, 18–19, 21–22